Prompt-o-ramma

Good People,

Playing around with Stumbleupon today and hit this website. It has nine billion things to try as far as writing prompts go.

http://www.languageisavirus.com/

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Happy Holidays and hopes to hear from peoples soon!!

Todd

Group Poem and Beginning Feedback

So here is the group poem we all wrote wed. after the last workshop-- in case you were interested in viewing it under more ummm... aware circumstances. Also, like Stevie has already done (Go Stevie!), I strongly encourage you all to post a poem on the blog once in awhile, so we can get some feedback started. You can e-mail feedback rather than directly posting it if that makes you feel more comfortable.
Hope everyone is enjoying their break!

A Last Workshop

Pile of man or boss sincerity
cut man, lamp man, wiley man,
80's movies taste like cherry coke
move about cut the flake
of marshmallows.
If I leave now, will the robots get me?
If I feed the dragon of nightmare street corners
will the liver of Prometheus
hunt me into the next railed romance.
Back to pressure on the cheekbones and the brow
I'm not talking about a headache.
Green is envy, your horn is also green.
I bring nothing to the table.
Control philanthropy, lisp,
the truck of carp in ginger ale
from the bathroom, this rhetoric reappears with
a vengeance
into spilled ink, an octopus turning
into octonut. Don't ask
octopussy willow lowrider redneck
elbow sucker vehemence, a bowel
the volunteers crumbled under
the sales load
this machine love
brain wrinkles
dig this, sucka
inside is folding over
cuckolded series of kiwi stamina
in son
Nixon's last grasp-- a
sexed up leaf blower
overriding all the
napping motha fuckas!

My poem to be workshopped.

Hey guys.

I hope the holiday is treating you well. I even hope you're trying new things--soft shoe, acid, buggary--whatever moves you. Now, I know this may be early, but I just wrote a new poem and I would like to hear some feedback. Please be gentle and accurate or tear me to shit--it's up to you. Oh and happy holidays.



Passiflora Incarnata

I crack me up. You doused
in every flavor I know. Skin,
skin and fingers and a sweater
belt. Exhibit white, purple,
a hen’s egg. Your finger curls
up like a star and I believe
it. Because that’s what stars do.
Beckon and create and
lick the air for liars. Maybe
I think better of this shape.
Or just maybe. You moan
soft sometimes and I
know what it means—pop,
Maypop. This surprise
is forthcoming, told—sugary
substance has inlay. My
thumb is alternate, a steady
holding. You loused
with other common names.
I have glands on my blade.
Jealous for the arrangement.



-Stevie

Tonight's Party Canceled

Hey Poets,

My deepest apologies in canceling tonight's party at my pad.  It

seems I cannot shirk this fever and it would be flat out ridiculous

for me to assume I could fight through it in order to host.  Thanks

in advance for at least having planned on attending, and further

apologies for taking away the David Bowie slot only to return it

to him in the later years, a different style at lash and lock.

Cheers, Flynn

Plans Have Changed and Happy B-Day Flynn

Okay, so we were gonna go to the David Bowie Musical on Saturday, until I found out that it's Flynn's B-Day Party. So cancel Bowie, go to Flynn's (e-mail him or me to get directions).

I've got all the paperwork done, I just have to turn it in. This means next semester we'll have funding and connections with other artist we didn't have before.

Next Friday (12th) a group of us are going to Milwaukee for the Burdock reading at Woodland Pattern (http://www.woodlandpattern.org/). Both Dolly and I will be reading a short poem. Send me a message if you would like to tag along.
BTW: Woodland Pattern = Amazing Bookstore.

Last thing: I know a lot of people will be around Chicago during break and a lot of them wanted a weekly workshop. Please let me know what day/ time will work best for you so we can get this workshop going (and organize a reading for January).

Oh, and fill in anyone about the Poet's Collective who doesn't know already.

Mission #1 and Field Trip #1

As part of the Poet's Collective. We're gonna have missions, and we're gonna have field trips. Oh, and don't ever feel obligated to do everything. We're all super busy all the time, and this is just a way to centralize the fun.

Mission: Write a poem involving Turkey. Write it as a response to this post by Monday, December 1st.

Field Trip: So Kyle and I went to the New Millennium Theatre for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Musical, and it was amazing. They do all these crazy plays, and the next one is The David Bowie Hepzikat Velvet Flarney Solstice Spectacular…Live From Space!.

It's showing Saturday, December 6th at 10:30 p.m. at National Pastime Theater (4139 N. Broadway). Tickets are $15, but I'm looking into getting half-priced tickets. Oh, here's a link: http://www.nmtchicago.org/Bowie2.htm (at least check out the trailer).

Mark it on your calendar if you're interested, and I hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Constitution and More News

Hafizah and Dolly both volunteered to be SOC Reps, and the Constitution is finished. Here's what it says:

Constitution of Poet‘s Collective of Columbia College Chicago

Preamble

We, the members of Poet‘s Collective, establish this constitution to fully explicate our intentions.

Article I. Note

The title of our organization is Poet‘s Collective, and will be known as Poet‘s Collective for the duration of its existence.

Article II. Purpose

Poet’s Collective is a weekly meeting established in order to share, write, and create poetry.

Article III. Membership

Section A. Membership

There are only active members. Active members are fully authorized to participate in all activities Poet’s Collective may conceive.

Section B. Membership Qualifications

1. Membership in Poet’s Collective shall not be discriminatory on the basis of age, color, disability, gender, familial status, height, marital status, national orgin, political persuasion, race, religion, sexual orientation, veteran status or weight.

2. At the time of initiation, each prospective member must be within Student Organization guidelines.

Section C. Selection of Members

1. Executive board members may nominate new members.

2. After attending one meeting, members will be accepted via verbal confirmation.

Poet's Collective of Columbia College Chicago is strongly and actively committed to increasing diversity and providing equal opportunity within its community.

Section D. Voting Privileges

1. All members of Poet’s Collective have an equal vote. If the matter is divided the Executive Board will make the final decision.

Section E. Termination of Membership

1. Members may quit at anytime for any reason.

2. The Executive Board may terminate membership for conduct that violates respect toward fellow members or to the respectful conduction of meetings.

Article IV. Officers

Section A. Elected Officers

Poet’s Collective will have a president who will direct the meetings. The president will be present and preside at all meetings, oversee the management of the entire group as a whole, and will have the power to appoint, based upon applications, members executive committee.

Poet’s Collective will have a vice president. The vice president will preside over any

meetings when the president is not present and will succeed the president after he or she has graduated and/or moved on from Poet’s Collective.

An elected secretary will take notes at meetings, will be entrusted with the paperwork of each meeting, and will keep in his or her possession submissions and any other paperwork relevant to Poet’s Collective.

An elected treasurer will oversee donations, money, advertising, and any capital from the university.

Section B. General Members

All active Poet’s Collective members shall contribute in all Poet’s Collective activities

Section C. Qualifications for holding office

1. All elected officers must be currently enrolled in Columbia College Chicago's MFA Poetry Program

2. All active members that are on social or disciplinary probation are prohibited from holding any office- elected or appointed.

Section D. Selection of Officers

1. Elections usually take place in September and January.

2. Voting procedures: Election will be orchestrated by the President. Only Columbia College MFA Poetry students can run for office. The current members of Poet’s Collective will elect the members of the Executive Board.

3. Officers assume office the next meeting after they are appointed.

4. Officers will be in office until the conclusion of the current semester.

Section E. Filling Vacancies

1. When there is a vacancy in an Executive Board seat, Executive Board members will vote for an active member to fill the vacant seat.

Section F. Recall of Officers

1. Officers maybe removed due to failure to perform assignments, excessive absence or disorderly conduct.

2. Officers will be impeached when three-fourths of membership has elected to dismiss the officer.

Article V. Advisor

The President of Poet’s Collective will select the advisor.

Article VI. Operations

1. All members of Poet’s Collective are eligible to vote for members of the executive board.

2. Meeting times will be decided on a semester-by-semester basis.

3. Members will be notified in changes in meetings via telephone, email, and face to face

contact.

4. Quorum: Poet’s Collective must have four members to stay active.

Article VII. Budget and Finance

1. In the event Poet’s Collective seeks funds, a budget will be created to allocate said funds. The Treasurer shall be in charge of the budget and will present it at each meeting or when asked.
2. In the case of disbursement, all funds shall be given to the Poetry Center of Chicago

Article VIII. Amendments

In order to maintain flexibility, amendments to the constitution will be allowed. The officers will vote on the amendment, with a two-thirds (2/3) majority rule determining whether or not the constitution will be amended.

Article IX. Registration Renewal

Registration renewal will be in September immediately after the election period. The president will be responsible for supervising the registration process. Poet’s Collective will apply for registration, then, on an annual basis.

Getting Started

Yippee! We have a blog now. So feel free to post poems, share stories, let us know about social events, whatever here.

Here is a list of the current roles:
President- Kristin Ravel
Vice President- Chris Williams
Treasurer- Kyle Miner
Secretary- Hideaki Noguchi
Advisor- Tony Trigilio

Big thanks to everyone who agreed to get in on the madness.

We still need to decide who is going to be SOC reps. There is room to put two reps down, so they can take turns going to the meetings or go together and keep each other company. The meetings are the 1st Wed. of every month at 5pm. We can use the same people who have positions in the organization as SOC reps, but I figured it may be best to spread out the positions so we can build everyone's fancy resumes.
*Let me know if you would like this position by this Saturday! I wanna finish up the forms in time to turn them in on Monday.

Last bit of info: I need 15 people to sign and give their oasis number who are interested in being involved in the group, so I'll bring the sheet to workshop.

Later Gators